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application [18 Dec 2004|09:33pm]

Weapon of Choice: my teeth.

Drug of Choice: mdma, sometimes mushrooms cos you know its boho-chic.

Sexiest Bodypart: tiny curvy waist bit and my peachy neat labia.

If You Were A Silky Hoe, What Would Your Name Be?: Clitersaurus.

Since BMASH are all shapeshifters, what mankilling Animal does your Silky Hoe turn into?: A fox, cute but vicious.

Please Describe This Silky Hoe: big pout, big tits, cheekbones, very English (c'est tres kitsch!), political and proud to be monogomous. and likes it up the arse.

PHOTOS: poseur.

Excuse the inability to ljcut, I'll work on it.
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forget me [23 Nov 2004|03:54pm]
consider my last post nonexistent. i wouldnt be able to add anything to your self righteous supergroup anyhow.
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new [22 Nov 2004|04:49pm]
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i am bored and hungover [02 Nov 2004|03:59pm]

here are some pics i took today and last night

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[29 Oct 2004|01:51am]

hey, i used to be boredboredbored can i have this name added now?


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[14 Sep 2004|04:44pm]


Weapon of Choice:butterfly knife
Drug of Choice: cocaine
Sexiest Bodypart:none
If You Were A Silky Hoe, What Would Your Name Be?:freckles
Since BMASH are all shapeshifters, what mankilling Animal does your Silky Hoe turn into?:recluse spider(spelling?)
Please Describe This Silky Hoe:quiet,content,odd
i dont know how to Lj cut sorry  


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EVICTION [06 Sep 2004|01:09am]
is this grounds for being kicked out BMASH?
spaces posted these pics in her journal.

now they are kindof hot, but come on, that is flat out ripping off the original silky hoes. And everyone knows the original silky hoes are like 7 or 8 times better than all other silky hoes, and they should not be coppied in any way, because it would just be a travesty.
And for the record, the silky hoes wouldnt appear nude in an lj pic anyway, because they are classier than that.
vote if you think she should be kicked out

wtf. you are officially out, because of this http://www.livejournal.com/community/jackmeoff/191548.html#cutid1
this bitch put these pictures in her own community.
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[30 Aug 2004|09:39am]


weapon of choice-broken glass bottle
drug of choice-herion
sexiest bodypart-belly
my silky hoe name would be..minx
id be a raven
describe this silky hoe-eye catching,sassy,bright,honest

i like eurotrash,im kinda shy.my name is kat.i like dancing.but this is all in my user info......if you have any questions feel free to ask.
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stamped [31 Aug 2004|10:12am]

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weirdo photos [28 Aug 2004|07:25pm]

[ mood | hopeful ]

so my friend luckylottoclub is gonna join soon. we took picturess today.ball gowns.

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[26 Aug 2004|09:17pm]

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[26 Aug 2004|08:45pm]

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new. or not. [26 Aug 2004|06:55am]

Weapon of Choice: WORDZ
Drug of Choice: cocaine DUH
Sexiest Bodypart: hipbones, chestplates, shoulder blades. haha creepy
If You Were A Silky Hoe, What Would Your Name Be?: sextus!!!! happy? =)
Since BMASH are all shapeshifters, what mankilling Animal does your Silky Hoe turn into?: tigerrrrr
Please Describe This Silky Hoe: HOTT
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stamped. [25 Aug 2004|10:07pm]

[ mood | drained ]

cocaine numbs the lips

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[25 Aug 2004|09:51pm]
look at our bitchin new layoute.
it was created by Lame`. He would really appreciate it if you complimented him on it.
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Service. [25 Aug 2004|08:36pm]


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new [22 Aug 2004|03:41am]

[ mood | crappy ]

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[21 Aug 2004|09:32pm]

Paris or Nicole?
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[17 Aug 2004|07:49pm]

Weapon of Choice: Razor blades
Drug of Choice: Botox
Sexiest Bodypart: ass
Since BMASH are all shapeshifters, what mankilling Animal does your Silky Hoe turn into?: A swan
If You Were A Silky Hoe, What Would Your Name Be?: Backdoor Vasil
Please Describe This Silky Hoe: Born to a migrant farmer worker and a gypsy fortune teller in the rural countryside of eastern Slovakia, Vasil was smuggled into America at the tender age of two and sold to wealthy urbanites living in the Catskills by a cartel of Slovakian baby thieves. Eager to help their adopted son fit into his new surroundings, Mr. and Mrs. Krautmeyer afforded Vasil every luxury money could buy. Despite this, Vasil was constantly ridiculed by his peers because of his thick accent, snow white hair, and propensity to wear overly tight pants (in a truly European fashion!). Alas, not even achieving a 1600 score on the sats nor winning countless regional bridge tournaments could earn their respect. Unable to cope with the situation any longer, Vasil abandoned his surroundings, adopted parents, and the life of luxury on the eve of his 17th birthday, leaving behind little more than a tear-soaked hankerchief and heading towards the forgiving shores of California.

Arriving in the San Fernando Valley several months and many hitched rides later, Vasil quickly fell in with a bad crowd. Earning much less than minimum wage dancing on barroom tables, Vasil was introduced to one Otis P. Van Der Bois. Within the space of a month, Vasil was acting in seedy, low budget pornography and lost in the depths of a heroin addiction. Just when all seemed hopeless, however, Vasil was confronted in a dark alleyway by a man of eastern european origin, demanding at gunpoint what remained of Vasil's estate. In a fit of what local newspapers would later describe as 'a divine possession,' Vasil thrust the brass plated heel of his stiletto shoe into his assailant's heart. Rummaging through the now dead mugger's wallet for spare change, Vasil made a discovery that would change his life for ever: his murder victim was in fact his genetic father! Startled by the coincidence and symmetry regarding this event, Vasil decided to hence forth use his powers of sexyness for good and the general well-fare of silky hoes everywhere!

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the new era has called my new application. [16 Aug 2004|09:28pm]

[ mood | catty ]

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